Total Medals Earned: 4,285 (From
705 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 72,860 Points
Kill 10 UFOs in a game.
Hit Three UFOs with one Rocket shot.
Hit 5 UFOs with 1 Rocket.
Visit SuperFTC.com (You Electric Cock Rock!)
Accidentally Launch a Rocket.
Kill 25 UFOs in a game.
Play the game 69 times.
Bounce a Rocket off of two walls before hitting a UFO.
Kill 50 UFOs in a game.
Break a Rocket without hitting a single UFO.
Spend over 50 Kilowatts
Spend over 500 Kilowatts
Unlock the "Fancy Battery" upgrade
Spend over 1 Megawatt
Buy over 300 upgrades
Have one million watts at once.
Spend over 15 Megawatts
Earn over 500,000 Watts while being away
Upgrade everything to level 50 or above. Everything.
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Watch the beginning of the story
Complete the game
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You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
It appears you're dead.
Are you upset?
But CuddleBear just wanted a hug...
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Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Beat a miniboss !
Beat your first boss !
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
You're too good for us
Too smart
We need robots
Doesn't like people
Not sincere enough
What about counting flyers?
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Out of luck
Are we getting nervous?
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
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Unlock a vehicle
Destroy 10 enemy guns
Kill 100 enemies
Destroy 10 enemy vehicles
Destroy 100 enemy vehicles
Destroy 100 enemy guns
Beat the 10th mission, "Operation "Overlord"
Unlock your first tank
Reach the highest rank
Kill 1000 enemies
Kill 2500 enemies
Beat the game
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Master the elements.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.