Total Medals Earned: 4,285 (From 705 different games.) Total Medal Score: 72,860 Points
Medals Earned: 9/10 (280/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Slay 20 demon bastards
Medals Earned: 2/17 (50/480 points)
Kill Zomboss.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Defeat 100 enemies
Achieve level 30
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Defeat 300 enemies
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/260 points)
Burn a Plank
Burn >25 Planks at Once
Burn >100 Planks at Once
Destroy a Balloon With a Dash Attack
Score Over 10,000,000
Complete Game
Hit a Victrola Twice in Midair
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/400 points)
Finish Tutorial
Enter Credit in Campfire
Slay Jormundgand
Slay Fenrir
Finish the game
Have both +5 Weapon and Armor
Collect 5 different rare items
Slay Doppelganger
Unlock all skill/Max all heroes level
Spent 500000 G in total
Collect all Yggdrasil Leaves
Finish Final Stage without any single accesory, without forged weapon or armor and without any single dead
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/30 (80/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 14/20 (275/500 points)
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy a battle ship
Destroy a speed ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Play for the first time
Try again after being defeated
Destroy an energy ship
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Destroy an elite battle ship
Get more than 31415 points
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy a war fan ship
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Destroy an elite speed ship
Try again 15 times
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/500 points)
Complete first adventure level
Upgrade to level 3
Upgrade to level 6
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Collecte 500 atomic capsule
Upgrade to level 10
Complete all adventure levels
Complete all levels
Unlock and upgrade all skills to top levels