Total Medals Earned: 4,272 (From 706 different games.) Total Medal Score: 72,730 Points
Medals Earned: 28/58 (170/500 points)
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
play 250 in-game weeks
buy an apartment
buy a computer
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have $5000
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
have research of 10
have $10000
write 25 books
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/20 (75/500 points)
Level 3 cleared
Level 2 cleared
Level 5 cleared
Level 4 cleared
Level 1 cleared
Level 7 cleared
Level 10 cleared
Level 8 cleared
Level 9 cleared
Level 6 cleared
Level 15 cleared
Level 14 cleared
Level 11 cleared
Level 13 cleared
Level 12 cleared
Level 16 cleared
Level 17 cleared
Level 18 cleared
Level 19 cleared
All levels cleared
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Start the game
Die
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial
Medals Earned: 1/32 (5/500 points)
Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Restart "Mind the Gap"
Beat all four tutorial stages
Beat "Just Grab It"
Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Beat all stages on page one
Beat "Lights Out"
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Boost 50 times in a stage
Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlock alternate YJF threads
Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Beat the record on a stage three times
Beat "Space Jam"
Beat all stages on page two
Beat "Oh Love"
Beat all stages
Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less
Medals Earned: 4/5 (275/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 8/18 (155/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 6/26 (30/420 points)
Clear the first stage
Kill a zombie with a bomb
Kill a zombie with a spike trap
Kill a zombie with a saw
Kill a zombie by crushing him
Kill a zombie by shooting him into a trap
Kill a zombie by making a Fatboy explode next to him
Kill a zombie by making a runner crash into him
Kill a zombie by throwing a bomb through a transporter
Kill a fatboy
Kill a zombie with Puke
Make a Runner crash into a Fatboy
Make a runner crash into a Fatboy in mid-air
Launch a Zombie through a transporter
Drop a Fatboy in a transporter
Finish Stage 10 in 9 seconds or less
Crush a zombie underneath a moving platform
Make a charger kill at least 2 zombies
Stop a runner by stunning him
Make at least 4 kills with a single runner
Kill at least 2 zombies by lowering the water level
Finish stage 19 in 16 seconds or less
Shoot a zombie through 2 different transporters without touching the floor
Clear all 9 stages from the Jungle
Clear all 9 stages from Desert
Clear all 9 stages from the Volcano